For a relatively lazy person I have a good work ethic. When I am at work the only person who can "waste my time" is my boss. I don't mean that negatively, I mean the only time I perceive myself not working is when I'm shooting the shit with my boss. Today it was, as always, conservative vs liberal BS. BS meaning were both pretty set in our ways, to each his own, and good luck to us both. High five. Back to work.
(Because it doesn't matter.)
I'm not a lazy person, that's just an accurate description. That's what it looks like if you could see it. When I don't do something I do nothing violently. The torrential reign of indifference is not as such the mad pursuit of sloth but the wild disintention of success and the six-ton shoulder-pads of failure threatening to sew themselves into a new coat.
Screw commas, they don't work like I talk. They don't work at all. Commas are lazy.
For as many horrible things I can think of to say about women I like them. All the women in my life right now are pretty awesome.
But my guy friends RULE. I sometimes wake up jealous of myself.
I've already written what I meant to now I find myself trying to be clever, a vain pursuit, so I'm going to admit to myself that I am really, really hellishly tired and am going to sleep.
MY TOP THREE FAVOURITE GINS:
Plymouth
Hendricks
Magellan
MY TOP THREE FAVOURITE WHISKY/EYs
LAGAVULIN
JAMESON
LAPHROIG
MY TOP THREE FAVOURITE BEERS
Carlsberg
High Life
Coor's Banquet
MY TOP THREE FAVOURITE ARTISTS
BRUCE NAUMAN
RICHARD PRINCE
??????toohard
MY TOP THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS
GREY
BLACK
RED (brown)
MY TOP THREE FAVOURITE ANIMALS
Elephants
Tigers
Bears
Dogs&Cats (decategorized for obvious reasons)
MY TOP THREE FAVOURITE WOMENS
Redheads
Kate Moss
Hot ones
CIGARETTES
Lucky Strike
Marlboro Red
Navy Cut
ASLEEP
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